Are you on the hunt for the perfect gift for the poetic, noble land mermaid in your life? Well, look no further than this Parks & Rec auction. Bidding starts on Monday, so grab a big plate of waffles and get ready to treat yo self.
There’s truly something for everyone at this auction. Get the partying bad boy (with a heart of gold) in your life some Entertainment 720 swag. There are robes, t-shirts, pillowcases, and stickers available. For the politically active, there are also plenty of campaign materials from all of the various elections won and lost over the show’s seven seasons. And of course, Lil’ Sebastian makes a few appearances, the perfect gift for literally anyone alive.
There are some costume pieces up for grabs as well. Ben’s white shirt from season seven is on the block, as is Donna’s (aka Ginuwine’s cousin) bride robe. If you’re not in the market for Parks & Rec swag, it’s still a ton of fun to browse and the item descriptions are excellent. For example, this one from Tom’s Zip Off Pants and Jacket:
Tom Haverford is a self proclaimed genius entrepreneur and swag expert.Tom aka “Brown Superman with a Beard” aka “The Brown Gosling” is Leslie’s go to guy and a key part of the Parks and Rec department. Tom and his friend Jean Ralphio start a business called Entertainment 720 that failed almost immediately due to fund mismanagement.
Hop on over to begin your bidding on Monday and do some good! A portion of the proceeds will go to the Los Angeles Conservation Corps. But please, do me a solid and stay away from this Perd Hapley mug. It’s mine.